Mayor is asleep. We must change what we can before he awakes

Small Town Grievances is a long-running newsletter detailing the arcane miseries of a nameless town with an owl problem.

You can read it in any order you’d like, though many choose to start from the beginning.

Featuring:

• The latest details on outbreaks of town’s exotic hyper-local illnesses

• Engaging surveys regarding how much you were affected by this or that avoidable man-made disaster

• Town’s difficulties with the Christian Dirtbike League, the Orthodox Waterslide Park, and many other benighted institutions

• Sightings of the town wolf

• Sightings of the town ghost

• Records of Mayor’s disappearances

• Records of Mayor’s demise

• The Endless Hole That Knows Your History

• And a great deal more.

Don’t just stand there

Subscribe to get access to the Small Town Grievances newsletter and archives, and may god remember your name when the final arm wrestling contest arrives.

Find out more about the author, Jack Vening, here.